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Farmers

by H. Robert Schumacher, Jr.

A scintillating waterfall, a mountain pool in a cradle of rock, crisp and cool in the hot summer air treated the frolicking creatures splashing therein. Thirty or more of the lithe, furred animals lounged on the rocks among the scrub or swam in the cool oasis. The sun overhead dappled the retreat with hard shadows and bright hot facets.
Several of the furred creatures stood apart from the rest at various places around the pool. Suddenly one hooted a warning and, as one, the group fled down the narrow ravine beside the pool’s turbulent runoff toward the safety of the trees down below.
Almost immediately a group of ten lizards, twice the size of the furred ones, burst over the rim of the rock cup and began vigorous pursuit. As quick as the furry animals were their progress was slow because the narrow defile was treacherous and mistakes fatal should one misstep and fall into the torrent. Some were sure to be caught by the lizards.
At a very narrow point in the cleft the last furred one stopped and turned baring its teeth, the lizards only seconds away. When they reached their prey the lizards had to stop short because of the narrow space, one of their number went headlong into the rushing water and was swept away.
The lone animal gave a good accounting of itself against the larger lizards, fiercely slashing and biting with its formidable teeth and managing to send two more of the lizards into the froth.
In the end it was overcome but its sacrifice gave the rest of its group more than enough time to reach the safety of the trees.

“You saw that,” Mester said, “right?”
Doc frowned, the large three-nostriled nose planted on his face taking on a reddish tint. “Yes, but it doesn’t prove anything.”
“Aw, Doc, stopping and turning in spite of the flight reflex requires cognition,” Mester said.
“That straggler could have just been scared shitless and didn’t know what else to do. Any number of other explanations could fit that scenario.”
Mester put his tentacled hand up to his mouth and slid it down across his bony chin. “This is the sixth example I’ve put in front of you and you still refuse to admit their potential,” he said. “They deserve a chance that they’ll never get with those lizards ruling the ecology.”
“You’re asking me to wipe out a working ecosystem,”
“That’s just it,” Mester said. “That’s all its doing, it’s not going anywhere. For millions of years the saurian evolution tends towards bigger teeth, stronger haunches, sheer size—no sign of anything higher than natural animal instinct, nothing in the direction of intellect. It’s a dead end and you know it.”
Doc looked aslant at Mester then turned his gaze back to the frozen scene his assistant had left on the holojector, a moment of the valiant defender’s terrible rage. He stared at it for a long time. Mester privately patted himself on the back for choosing that particular scene.
Finally Doc looked at the Cultivator and gravely said, “Okay, you’re right. You may proceed.”
Mester sighed.
“This is Alpha Cultivator One, Mester Xi,” Mester spoke for the official recording, “proceeding to cull and furrow planet 3S, star N-jx5, in our assigned galaxy. Permission and approval given by Farmall Director Dr. Chegron Pi.”
Doc nodded wearily and said, “Signed.”
Mester aligned their ship’s grav benders to the proper coordinates and paused, looking once more at his leader.
The Administrator hung motionless for a second, still gazing at the holo, then said, “Try to hit near the equator.” He looked over at Mester, nodding. “Do it.”

Save the immigrant

IMHO, most people don’t want to rule the world. Most people want a safe place to live with a roof over their heads, food to eat, and a good future for their children. Hobbits?

Unfortunately not everyone is on the same page. There is greed and selfishness in this world which causes people to place themselves above everyone else: what they want is what they get and they don’t care who they have to roll over to get it. These people exist everywhere and, again IMHO, are the root cause of all problems faced by mankind save nature.

Our President must be correct when he says all manner of criminals have entered our country and continue to do so. To what statistical degree is a popular argument but to think no “undesirables” enter is naivete. This will continue despite walls, armies or whatever our immigration “policy” puts in their way. Criminals break the law.

The rest of the people at the border, ranging from individuals to whole families, are fleeing places where greedy and selfish criminals rule. Fleeing lives with nothing more to look forward to than fear, terror, poverty, and death. Men and women want more than that for themselves and their children. Surely no one can blame them for wanting a piece of the “American Dream.”

Many people at the border are quite willing to work for that dream, i.e., there is a large work force at our border made up of individuals who will do almost anything to get away from the hell they are fleeing. Give them a chance?

IMHO, motivated workers are the kind of people we want in our country. We should welcome them with open arms. Offer citizenship for any who wish to work for it. For instance, form an “Immigrant Construction Brigade” and put those people to work building infrastructure, bridges, roads, and cities. After a specified time in the ICB, naturalization can occur simultaneously, the immigrant gets his green card and is free to find his/her dream, our nation that much stronger for another productive citizen.

Spend a couple billion on the idea and see what happens. It would be cheaper than a wall and better for our country in the long run. It is what our country is all about, isn’t it? “Bring your huddled masses . . . ” and all that? We must remain true to our ideals or it’s feasible the immigrant situation could be reversed.

Burnin Down Da House

On May 3, 1995, I had the privilege to play with some of the baddest ass musicians I’ve ever known. Here’s a sample, warts and all. With two radio shack mics taped together in a V on a wire coat hanger we recorded this piece live–WYHIWYG–in my living room.

Listen to the mp3 under the Chitlin Music/Blue Servants tab. Downloadable copy is there.

Whatever you do, don’t burn the house down!    😀

Scale Pattern

Let’s look at the scale and its chords in a different way. On guitar you only need to know the pattern for one key. All the rest are a simple matter of moving the pattern, up or down, to the right place on the neck. Capische?

The scale and the number of each step:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (1)
C D E F G A B C

Chords:
C Dm Em F G Am B dim C

The main chords of the key are 1, 4, 5, and 6. In C: C F G Am
90% of the time the chord you’re looking for will be one of those. LISTEN!
Learn to recognize those chords and their relationships when you hear them.

So what? Start with your first position chords: E A D G C (F) and figure out 1 6 4 5 for each.

Then, using barre chords, work each set up and down the neck. Pay particular attention to the main rock barre chords E and A. (E will be a little difficult because of the C#m that doesn’t seem to have an easy nearby position. In F, though, the Dm (6) is nearby and that pattern moves up the neck with no change.)

I hope you get something out of this. Keyboards nowadays play rhythm accompaniments that you can play along with. This is most helpful when you want to practice some leads and get some idea of “phrasing.”

I’ve stressed this before and to a lot more people than you. Get your rhythm practice! Most people dismiss this advice and that’s why their timing sucks. TIME IS FUNDAMENTAL TO MUSIC!

Healer

Healer

The slaves brought the young girl in on a litter and placed her before the Master. A woman, a servant, came in behind them.

He looked at the girl. Carefully he pulled away the brocaded coverlet and noticed several bruises. The listless child gazed into his eyes with disinterest. “How did she get those bruises?” he asked the well dressed woman who came in with the girl.

“She got the one on her thigh yesterday when she bumped into a divan. It wasn’t even that hard.”

“I see,” he said. “And you say she’s always tired, even though she sleeps so much?”

“Yes,” said the woman, “she sleeps until nearly noon and when she gets up she says she’s still tired but can’t sleep any more. I’ve been giving her sugar cane, for some energy, but that seems to make it worse.”

“I see,” said the Master. He laid his hand upon the child’s head and said, “Go in peace, thy faith has saved thee.”

The bruise on her thigh shrank to a pinpoint and disappeared.

“She’ll be all right,” the Master said, “just take it easy on the sugar cane, okay?”

The woman nodded and the slaves picked up the litter and left the tent.

“Who’s next?” the Master asked?

A disciple said, “a young boy with a club foot, Master.”

“Oh?”

“Yes, but you should know his father has only two chickens to offer.”

The Master furrowed his brow. “It’s okay, bring him in.”

“But that’s not even enough to cover lunch today!” complained his disciple.

The Master sighed. “It’s okay. I can fix that if need be. Now go bring the child in.”

The disciple came out of the tent. A line of supplicants stretched away. In front was a boy on a crutch and a man with some caged chickens.

“The Master will see you,” the disciple said in a condescending tone, still not approving of matters as they stood. “That will be three chickens.”

“Three?” asked the man, distress beginning to etch his already lined face. “I only offered two.”

“Right,” the disciple hotly said, “two for the Master, and one for me. I’m not brokering these deals for nothing!”

“But I only have three,” said the distraught man. “Our whole family worked for the last month, scrimping and making do, to get them. We were going to have the last one for supper tonight and since we’re giving these two it will have to last us for the rest of the week.”

The disciple’s eyes widened a bit with an arch look and a shrug. His silent gaze made things clear.

Hangar

We rode the cart to the windows that spilled light onto the catwalk. The room behind the windows was office space, complete with suspended Plas sheet ceiling inset with LED daylights. On the right of the open lobby were some space dividers, a couple of desks, concomitant chairs, a Telemutor Instant Communicator, a print station, even a counter toward the rear with coffee service and condiments.

On the left wall was a receptionist’s desk. There was no receptionist, of course, and no power to the Telemutor, the screens on the desks, or the printer. The coffee station was dark and smelled like stale coffee. An overflowing trash container built into the counter had a pile of crushed cups, balled up napkins, coffee stirrers, and other refuse at its base.

A door at the rear of the room opened into a short hallway with a couple of doors on either side, vacant unlit offices, a small conference room. A door at the end of the hallway opened into another corridor, which paralleled the walkway outside. The corridor was at least 45-50 feet wide and equally high and stretched to the vanishing point in both directions. A number of the shuttle carts were parked on the sides.

Another door, a double free swinging one, opened on the opposite side of the corridor. It was right next to a large, 40 foot wide roll up door that went nearly to the ceiling. Starc pushed through the swinging doors, Moon and I followed.

Inside was a large hangar fitted with pigeon hole berths for mini yachts, about ten on either side of the room, several berthed cigarette class ships like Talon. The far end of the hangar was dark. Neither Talon nor Shakara would have a problem getting in from the corridor.

I recognized Yorgie’s Space Rover there, gunmetal gray, sleek, powerful lines, all business, no fun. Blocky, but unlike Moon’s ship Yorgie’s Rover was made of big, imposing, intimidating blocks that didn’t look anything at all like Leggoes. He had a mini Masur cannon mounted underneath that he used to section asteroids, derelict ships, small moons and the like, into little salable pieces.

There were a couple others that I didn’t recognize. I’ll bet any amount that TeslaBeam is the Babe’s. Shirl Versacci always went for the best. I was thinking the Tesla could give Talon a run for her money. Heh, don’t tell Talon I said that!

Starc was headed for a plasmet stair that led up to an elevated office, the hangar control. It was lit up and I could see people inside. Was that the Babe?

Flashback

(Slept in today. Need some reiteration here.

This is an excerpt from “Gathering Clouds,” the starter piece, found elsewhere on this site, that got this thing going. I’m not sure if I’ve explained the backstory.

Even so, just for GP, a quick sketch . . . Let me take you back to the halcyon days when dial-up Internet was the latest new thing and AOL membership was bloating like Tetsuo at the end of Akira. Some members of an AOL chat group dedicated to Babylon 5, a then current and fairly popular Sci-Fi television program, decided to co-author a “tag” story together.

One of us would write something and send it to someone else in the group, like ‘tag, you’re it!’ We had high hopes. Where would it take us? I can’t tell you whose idea it was, except that it wasn’t mine. But I liked the supposition and wrote “Gathering Clouds” as part of the ongoing story. I believe there were a couple of entries made other than mine but the idea didn’t get enough momentum to take off.

I wasn’t for lack of trying on my part. When I wrote “Gathering Clouds” I was trying to salt it with as much ambiguous material as I could, leaving loose ends lying all over the place, like a literary super Lego block with lots of connector artifacts. I was trying to make it easy for another writer to find a handle to continue the story. Unfortunately the story was stillborn for lack of participation. We all had real lives, time at a premium, so no one’s to blame. Just how it turned out.

That was then. I recently found “Gathering Clouds” in my archive and after reading it posted it to the old group for kicks and giggles. Yep, some of us are still in touch. @@@ Hail LOOUUUUUUU!!!!! @@@

So now I have this story with plenty of places to go, so, why not? Besides, heh, one of the old group, after reading my post, commented that it might be an interesting read. 😉

Once under weigh I thought about the old group. Man, we’d had some times. I wondered what they’d been up to these last couple of years. Did Yorgie get sober? He was always the toughest in a scrap, not many slinky hoopas could say they fought him and won. ‘Cause I don’t think any who did fight him actually lived to tell about it.

Is Moon still as enigmatic? There wasn’t any piece of tech he couldn’t figure out. And did Dobie ever get that ship he was always talking about? He always dreamed of a ship that could traverse the galactic circumference in two weeks.

Where’s the Ghost now? He’s the only one who really scared me. And don’t forget the babe—oh yeah, the babe! Thinking about her made my leather pants a little tighter. They always underestimated her, such a sweet, cute little doll. She was extremely fast, saved the team more than once because, in spite of her tiny form, she could be more vicious than the rest of us put together when she put her mind to it.

They called us mercenaries but we had a real sense of justice and never took jobs that didn’t seem ‘right.’ There were bounties on all of our heads in more than one backwoods pirate hole. Proxima was such a place but if Starc was there it must be worth the risk.

Chiraco

The plasmetal deck extended about 20 feet from the cavern wall and continued into the distance in both directions. There was a slidewalk but it was still. The wide catwalk was one out of many that encircled the installation at regular levels and darkened windows of rooms cut into the walls on the sides showed that, at one time, this had been a very busy place.

Starc explained, “When the first settlers, under the aegis of developer Planet Corp, came to Proxima two centuries ago this was where Manuel Igcenzio, the Planet Corp manager for this region, decided to put his water terminal. Originally an island several hundred miles away from the shore of what was called the Southern Ocean, the settlement became a city high on a mountain as galactic customers carried away about two thirds of the water that was here.”

“So why haven’t they recycled this place?” I asked.

“There’s still a couple bazillion cubic miles of water in what’s left of the ocean so they mothballed the installation just in case,” Starc replied.

“Just in case they need a fiscal bump,” I finished for him.

“Right,” he said, “and since Planet Corp owes me one for that nasty business about five years ago I’ve got the run of the place; I’ve been using it for my secret base for a couple years.”

“So what am I doing here?”

“About two months ago Chiraco, a Planet Corp rival, crashed what appeared to be a small asteroid in the desert about a thousand miles southeast of here. It was actually an automatic crust drill designed to penetrate the planetary crust in order to tap magma for the elements contained within. It’s a common practice with uninhabited, dead worlds.” Starc waved us over to a motorized cart and we all got in.

“And the Galactic Union? They’re just letting Chiraco extort Proxima?” I wondered.

Starc waved his chip across the cart’s control panel and the cart rolled toward the right side of the cavern. “They’d be the natural recourse if this wasn’t Free Space. As it is in this case, there is no legal solution. The  strong survive, the weak get plowed under.”

We reached the corner and took a wide bend to the left and continued down the long side of the cavern. The way ahead disappeared in the distance. About a quarter mile ahead a group of windows in the wall were lit. Starc said it was his command center and the others were there waiting for us.

The SuperSoldiers are back in the saddle again, I thought. I could feel the excitement building in me as I contemplated the not so certain future.

Down We Go

We stayed on the “El,” what they call the slidewalks, past several intersections. We left the pedestrian traffic and tufts of juveniles behind. A Hilton went by and, with an arch look, I asked Moon’s back, “Not staying here?” He turned, fixed those vertical irises on mine for the briefest moment, then turned his back on me again. Good old Moon!

Moon slipped a couple strips with me close on his heels and we headed toward one of those production facilities the townsfolk built with their water credits. The looming structure grew in the distance and soon took up the entire horizon.

The seedy buildings nearby were stark contrast to the crystal diode glitz we’d just endured. Flaking paint, windows askew and/or patched with cardboard, red brickwork in need of pointing, could be seen afflicting many of the three and four story structures; some were boarded up. It was obviously a very old, maybe even original, part of Igcenzio. Moon slipped the strips down to the street.

A short slideramp took us down to the tunnel-like “UnderEl,” at one time the street, now primarily used for simple bulk physical transport. LED panels, some flickering, others just dead, valiantly fought the overall gloom with varying degrees of success. Overhead the slidewalks made a shushing, continuous susurrus.

Moon walked to the corner and took a left. “Where in hell are we going,” I asked, “this can’t be right.” He stopped and did one of those over the shoulder glances again. Then he went to the nearest door of a particularly decrepit structure and knocked.

Starc, his nearly seven foot, fire plug body looming in the semi darkness inside, answered the door. “Starc!” I cried with a big grin. Starc’s brow furrowed and he hushed me with a finger to his lips. “In, quick,” he said with a little jerk of his head. We entered quickly.

Lights were low inside and it took a moment for my eyes to adjust. Moon kept walking into the building, I guess his eyes adjusted faster than mine. Starc closed the door behind us and I turned to my friend, full of questions. “Good to see you, too” he said. “C’mon.”

He led the way in the same general direction Moon had gone. Around a corner there was a rickety elevator just leveling up to the floor. Moon was waiting there and the three of us got on. “Moon here has been a fount of information, you know,” I said. “I couldn’t get him to shut up.”

“Good old Moon,” Starc said with a wide grin.

Moon almost smiled. It probably would have broken his face. He did move his lips to say, “Good old Moon.”

I had to laugh in spite of trying mightily to suppress it. If it wasn’t for Moon none of us would be present in this reality. “Home at last,” I said.

Starc waved at a sensor on the elevator control panel. His microchip implant, tucked in between the radius and ulna of his right forearm, relayed the coded data that started the elevator. Now, I’ve been in a large variety of gravitational circumstances in my life but when the elevator drops it still gives me a weird feeling in my stomach. And we were dropping fast—too fast to just be going to the basement. I looked at Starc.

“Bout half a mile to go,” he said with a smile.

The terracotta red walls whipped by, blurred by the speed of our descent. Starc just smiled that dimply smile and, his hands clasped behind his back, balanced on the balls of his feet, up and down. Finally the door opened.

We entered onto a plasmetal catwalk on a short wall and about two thirds of the way up from the floor of a stupendous rectangularish cavern. Light from Mini Suns mounted high above on the ceiling illuminated a maze of pipes of all sizes and configurations and toothy shadows added to the jumbled confusion. Some of the gargantuan pipes transected the cavern at various levels, smaller ones twined together in groups and ran off in every direction. Down near the other end one of the really big ones made an upward 90 degree bend and disappeared through a monolithic bracket in the ceiling. Tracks and cartage, storage bins and quiet, dead furnaces could be seen far below.

Starc, smoothing his pencil thin Clark Gable mustache with index and thumb, let me gawk for a few moments then he said, “This used to be a processing plant for water transfer.” He put his hands on the guardrail and looked out over the complex. “When the original settlers here sold the ocean water they only sold the water. They used plants like this one to extract everything else. The whole operation was quite profitable, you know.” He turned, “Come on,” he said, “there’s more.”

Slidewalks

“Where are we going?” I asked Moon, not expecting an answer.

He turned to me and pursed his little lips. And then he stepped onto the southbound slidewalk. I quickly followed before he got too far away and resigned myself to the mysterious slide. I paced forward until I caught up to him. We were headed downtown. Moon jumped to a quicker strip and I stayed with him this time.

The civs in Igcenzio apparently like loose fitting clothing and pastel colors. I can understand the color thing, considering how colorless the planet is overall. Pantaloons, cinched at the ankle and waist, loose, blousy shirts and hooded cape things that drape their figures like togas all flailed in the wind on the slidewalk. That seemed to be the general drift of the latest style here. I didn’t see too many hats. Most of the people on the faster sliders had their hoods up.

We went into a commercial district, stores, shops, restaurants, and a variety of “entertainments” lined the slidewalk. All one had to do was step off at the right place, the slidewalk slows as you get closer to the stationary walkway, the “street,” immediately in front of the businesses.

Moon just stood there, stoically facing forward. The people on the street all seemed to be healthy and happy. Small groups of young were hanging out on the corner stations, panhandling and pestering anyone who would give them credence. Moon was the prow of a ship as we passed them. I stayed nicely tucked in his wake. Heh!

A sign caught my eye. Ooohh! It was a Burger Park! Cheeseburgers! I was ready to drag Moon off the slidewalk until I noticed this particular Burger Park used some kind of local eel for the burger. Heh, maybe later . . .